Posted on | February 26, 2009 | 8 Comments
Good day to you my fan base. I see you have several of my poems on your site. Don’t forget the COPYRIGHT notice, thank you.
Wilfred Toilet
poet, novelist, tennis champion, playrite, famous spellin expurt.
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A realistic review by E A Lovitt:
I'm a huge Discworld fan and enjoyed "Making Money," which is a continuation of "Going Postal," but I couldn't quite shake the feeling that Terry Pratchett wrote this latest installment on automatic, or else got a golem to write it for him. All of the right characters are included---some like Death in cameo roles, and others like Lord Vetinari, almost too visible (a little of Ankh-Morpork's Patrician goes a long way). It's got all of the right standing, falling, and knocking-people-down-with-ladders jokes, plus Punes, or plays on words. But for a Discworld novel, "Making Money" lacks Pratchett's usual shoot-from-the-hip-and-mouth-and-other-body-parts originality. Maybe Moist von Lipwig, former Postmaster General and current trouble-shooter at the Royal Mint, is too slight a character to have the weight of two Discworld novels resting on his shoulders. Maybe his antics at the Mint are too similar to his antics at the Post Office. Or maybe it's because I can't stand his girlfriend, Adora Belle---Gladys the Golem has a nicer personality. Heck, the villain, Cosmo Lavish has a nicer personality, which is another one of this book's problems. We don't have a villain we can really hate. I spent the last half of the novel worrying about whether Cosmo's thumb would fall off, not whether he would succeed in replacing the Patrician at Ankh-Morpork's grubby helm.It's an offer you can't refuse. Who would not to wish to be the man in charge of Ankh-Morpork's Royal Mint and the bank next door? It's a job for life. But, as former con-man Moist von Lipwig is learning, the life is not necessarily for long. The Chief Cashier is almost certainly a vampire. There's something nameless in the cellar (and the cellar itself is pretty nameless), it turns out that the Royal Mint runs at a loss. A 300 year old wizard is after his girlfriend, he's about to be exposed as a fraud, but the Assassins Guild might get him first. In fact lot of people want him dead. Oh. And every day he has to take the Chairman for walkies. Everywhere he looks he's making enemies. What he should be doing is ...Making Money!
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February 26th, 2009 @ 1:33 pm
Welcome Wilfred, I just purchased a copy of your new book–How to Ignore Copyright for Fun and Profit.
February 26th, 2009 @ 1:40 pm
you bounder Douchebag! You’ll just encourage the fool!
February 26th, 2009 @ 4:38 pm
Tut,tut, Major, Wilfred is the finest Faux author the world has known.
February 27th, 2009 @ 1:57 pm
the finest so far …
February 28th, 2009 @ 10:53 am
Wilfred, you are being monitored!
March 2nd, 2009 @ 10:25 am
the new home page! I like all the feeds on the one page. It makes it so much easier to keep track of plagiarists — tajking an example completely at random,Wilfred
March 2nd, 2009 @ 12:50 pm
i’m glad you like the forum homepage. I’m hoping the Goog will son follow to these new sub-domains
March 2nd, 2009 @ 4:18 pm
wot U on about ?!!! please 2 B spikkkin englisg, as amur wood say!!!