about moi and voodoo
Posted on | December 2, 2009 | 2 Comments
I’m very sensitive and only eat organic veg, fruit and coke. Organic fair trade coke is SO hard to find.
I love animals; especially furry ones, and Very especially as a career move.
I spent 6 months as editor Green Politics Monthly ( I think that was its name) after leaving university (Combined honours Media Studies and Investment Banking) before reluctantly moving on to PR secretary for Price, Watermark, Recouping three weeks ago.
So sad … to leave my tree hugging buddies at Earth Politics Weekly; especially my dear personal assistant, Thingy. How i miss him/her.
Daddy has shares in Price, Watermark, Recouping so I had to take the job, really.
One silly billy at Green Issues Daily was a bit rude when i left, so daddy had a word with Uncle Douchebag snr, good old Beauregard, and the silly has had a car accident. A lovely old Morris Traveller with perfect woodwork — what a waste.
Daddy said the letter to Beauregard is some sort of voodoo he learned in the jungle – he sends a message to local mafia, written on the back of a cheque, and the spirits do the deed!
Such is life, for those of us still living 
March 11th, 2009 @ 7:17 pm
Oh dear! You’re on cocaine now? And just when we thought you’d been weaned from free range heroin.I must talk to your father(Humphrey, my brother, to any other reading this private note.) He was so upset when you dated Pink Floyd.– Yes, the entire band you nosey poseys. Has your hair grown back since you cut it all off and rode on top of bus threw London? Your mother was beside herself.
March 12th, 2009 @ 10:11 am
imagine – two mothers …