The O’Table Secks Organ

T’was Toosdee last wen Eye war playin a game of snit with large Marge at Big Barney’s Billiards an Booze. She’d wagered er wooden laig that eye cudn’t fling the booly ball thru the ponzi hoop. Boot eye’s n’er lost a game a snit in me life an eye comed away wit Marge’s laig. A [...]

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